None of these ever really took off and were quickly consigned to the waste basket or regretted.

 

If you build it they’ll think about coming. Because it's in Iowa, man!  Nobody @#@!! comes to Iowa but #*#@@* politicians!

 

You deserve a break today? Which leg?

 

It’s somewhat of a better idea.  I didn’t drive it so I can’t quite tell you for sure.

 

We have nothing to fear but my wife. Seriously, have you seen her in person?  It’s worse than the newsreels.

 

Winston tastes good like a cancer stick should!

 

All men are created equal but for that filthy, lying, horse-thief brother-in-law of mine.

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To boldly go where that pointy-eared Spock always whines is too dangerous. Oh, between him and the Chief Engineer always talking back at my orders.  Oy, vey!  Why didn’t I just get a job playing a lawyer?

 

NASA. Your quick ticket to heaven!

 

Hillary’s got it! And so do all the other women her husband had contact with this week.

 

Yes we can!

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