10 things Democrats did with the weekend’s extra hour:

  1. Crapped on cop cars.
  2. Broke windows.
  3. Beat up Senator Paul.
  4. Shot up a church.
  5. Promised to take away your guns.
  6. Played with clay and puppies.
  7. Wore a vagina costume.
  8. Tore down a war memorial.
  9. Groped a co-star.
  10. Demanded you bake a cake.