A Chinese citizen believed he was a man, but, boy, did doctors find a hole in that theory.

The 66-year-old man went to a doctor in Hong Kong to complain about a swollen abdomen only to find out that he is actually a she.

Yes, doctors looking over him – her – discovered the pain was caused by a cyst on an ovary and quickly realized she’s got more Lifetime than ESPN coursing through her blood. Their diagnosis also probably helps explain why he was the only man in history to insist on putting down the toilet seat.

As it turns out, the woman, who stands four-and-a-half feet tall, suffers from Turner syndrome, a condition marked by infertility and small stature stemming from chromosomes, as well as congenital adrenal hyperplasia, which pumps up male hormones. That condition is also more commonly known as being a WNBA fan.

The patient has elected to continue living as a man, although she may get a testosterone boost while putting the "men" in "menopause."

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