Americans Stock Up On Fart Filtering Underwear
Feeling flatulent? No problem! According to this recent article, Americans are the chief consumer of this British-produced fart filtering underwear, called Shreddies.
And these trouser cough nullifyers are for both men AND women. “I bought these for you, sweetie! Merry Christmas,” recalls ex-husband John Waters.
They odor-neutralize the rear panel using a special fabric. Finally, a way to rip one in public without the social repercussions!
Blasting one in a room and vacating? No longer!
Elevator nightmares? Buh-bye!
Sales are reported to have increased 400% since word on the internet spread in the last few days. So, really, this article is helping the international economy. You’re welcome, world.