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Chris Ford
Lost & Found: A Little Twist in the War on Drugs
Does this mean that the Reagan administration filled the White House with bong-fueled parties during the '80s?
5 Most Amazing Celebrity Conspiracy Theories
Thanks to the Internet -- as well as "public figures" like Glenn Beck, Alex Jones and David Eick -- conspiracy theories have become a part of mainstream pop culture.
Lost & Found: You Know What’s Funky? Verbs!
The classic American writer Mark Twain once said, “The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”
Offspring’s Dexter Holland Can’t Afford All of His Airplanes
Offspring singer Dexter Holland might lose his two airplanes because he couldn't afford a third one.
Morgan Freeman Huffs Helium for Our Amusement
Legendary film star Morgan Freeman has taken on too many iconic roles to count.
Lost & Found: Bathroom Hygiene Sounds a Lot Like the Cha-Cha Slide
Personal hygiene is obviously very important. It is the cornerstone of any advanced society.
Lost & Found: How to Throw Pies the Three Stooges Way
We pick at people occasionally, and it's all in good fun. But sometimes we like to take a moment to recognize those figures who influenced us in deeply effective ways.
Lost & Found: Brunch During the ’80s Was Awesome
Brunch is one of the best meals you can partake of.
Lost & Found: These Turkish Ninjas Must Be Interns
Welcome to the Cüneyt Arkın School of Martial Arts Semi-Mastery!
Lost & Found: Demons Just Wanna Have Fun
The early '80s were a special period in time for television.
Lost & Found: King Crimson Play ‘Elephant Talk’ on ‘SNL’ Ripoff Show ‘Fridays’
King Crimson are one of the few bands that gained notoriety in the late '60s that still releases great albums today.
Lost & Found: These Witches Should’ve Considered Moving to the Country
Where to begin with this video? There's so much going on in the four minutes of film here that it's hard to find a starting point.
Lost & Found: The Origin of Gratuitous Skin In Music Videos
Fans of the Rat Pack may (or may not, really) already be familiar with Sonny King.
Lost & Found: These ’80s Guys Are Looking for Some Fun
Every decade has its own dirty little secret.
Watch a Bunch of British People React to Monty Python’s New Song
In preparation for the release of 'Monty Python Sings (Again),' the Python troupe gave some unsuspecting Britons an early listen to a new song.
Vampire Weekend’s Ezra Koenig Sings the ‘Seinfeld’ Theme for Weird Seinfeld Video Game
Remembering stuff that happened -- that's what the Internet is all about these days.
What If Wes Anderson Had Directed ‘Forrest Gump’?
Wes Anderson's movies are known as much for their charming visual settings as they are for their deceptively deep storytelling.
Joel Hodgson Toys With Our Emotions, Hinting at ‘MST3K’ Reboot
Wired's new in-depth article about 'Mystery Science Theater 3000,' which featured a grown man and two robot puppets making fun of stunningly bad movies, rolls through the entire history of the iconic TV show.
Watch India’s New Poo Mascot Sing the Praises of Pooping in Toilets [NSFW]
According to a report released by World Bank, more than 630 million people in India poop in the streets regularly.
New ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Trailer Is Rife With Awesomeness
Without knowing anything about the movie itself, the title sounds, well, dumb.