1. Toss a bucket of water and see if she melts.
  2. Suggest only citizens should vote.
  3. Offer him a Bible and a Make America Great Again hat.
  4. Tell him he’ll need to work for food stamps.
  5. Obama is ascending in 10 minutes. Stand by for his blessing.
  6. Take away their Obama phones.
  7. Say a prayer aloud.
  8. Tell him breakfast, lunch and dinner are on me.
  9. Raise an American flag.
  10. Slam down the toilet seat when he’s getting a drink of water.