According to Estately.com, this 49,568 sqft house is currently the most expensive home for sale in Utah.

This modest little cottage in Springville, Utah boasts 6 beds, 12 baths, an indoor pool with its own lazy river, a movie theater, bowling alley, indoor basketball court, indoor and outdoor playground and indoor shooting area. (Why not, right?)

Estately has it listed at $39,000,000 but its listing agent shows a possible price drop to a measly $30,000,000.

If you like, you can schedule a private showing but if you want to fool the agent into thinking you can afford it, I suggest you put on your shiny shoes... your really, REALLY shiny shoes.