Wouldn't it be great to know what awaits you in 2017? If our calculations are correct, pregnancy is what will happen to you next year if your name happens to be on this list.

Don't blame me if you're not happy with this revelation. It's the Social Security Administration (and NPR's) fault. They used some science to make this determination. According to their stats, the average age a woman gives birth is 26.3 years old. Using our ninja math skills, we went back to find the favorite birth names of women in Idaho that were born back in 1989 according to the Social Security Administration. Got it?

Now that we have that understood, here are the top 5 names we discovered that are likely to be pregnant sometime in 2017 in Idaho.

  1. Jessica
  2. Ashley
  3. Amanda
  4. Sarah
  5. Brittany

That's just the tip of the iceberg. Check out the Social Security Administration website for the full list of future new Idaho mothers. We'll go back to hiding in our corner now.