Southern Idaho Women With Bigger Butts Are Smarter, Says Study

It's common knowledge that maintaining a healthy weight has proven to be beneficial for human beings when it comes to fending off certain illnesses such as heart disease and diabetes. BUTT, what if I told you that a study was conducted that yielded data that might be a convincing argument that larger rumps on women might just make them not only healthier, but also more intelligent.

Freddy Mercury made the argument that women with bigger booties are more fun to be around when he recorded the 1978 song "Fat-Bottomed Girls." The tune was written by guitarist Brian May, and the song became an anthem for curvy ladies across the planet. Sir-Mix-a-Lot, as you're aware, is also a fan of a plumper dumper.

Does a bubble butt really equate to a healthier, more astute mind?

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Is there actually science behind the idea that women with more "junk in the trunk" are smarter than those with flatter butts or no asses at all? Does a bubble butt really equate to a healthier, more astute mind? Several sources, including a 2017 Cosmopolitan feature, have interpreted a 2010 study conducted by The International Journal of Obesity on gluteofemoral body fat as a cold, hard fact that bigger patooties mean an expanded intellect.

Close to 14,000 women were studied by the IJOB, and data found that a larger bum cushion lessened the risk of some cardiovascular and metabolic risks, according to the findings. The study also found that some extra fat on the posterior of a woman was associated with a "protective lipid profile," which contributes to a healthier brain.