President Trump Makes Drinking Straws Great Again

I haven’t used a paper straw since I was a teenager.  They fail.  They collapse and the paper tastes awful and, yet.  Some Left Coast cities have banned plastic straws.  Then President Trump came to the rescue.  Never a man to virtue signal or adopt a politically correct pose, the President’s re-election team is selling plastic re-usable straws.  The slogan is “make straws great again”.  The name “Trump is emblazoned on the red straws!

While $15 may appear pricey for ten straws, consider the profit for Trump/Pence 2020 is plowed back into campaign expenses.

Some liberals are so terribly incensed they’re calling it “brilliant and sinister”.  It’s one of several items for sale on the Trump/Pence website, many of which are humorous or tongue-in-cheek.