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A New Canadian National Anthem (Opinion)
A New Canadian National Anthem (Opinion)
A New Canadian National Anthem (Opinion)
This week we learned Canada's politically correct government made changes to its popular national anthem.  Funny, a country so sensitive where men on skates beat themselves with clubs.  Or beat furry animals with clubs during seal hunts.  I present a new Canadian anthem that will celebrate a great national tradition: Clubbing in the morning, swinging heaves of cruelty, Clubbing in the noontide and