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See the Crazed Sorority Email as Interpreted by Adorable Animals
University of Maryland junior Rebecca Martinson's swear-riddled, histrionic email to her fellow Delta Gamma "sisters" has taken the internet by storm this week. But what if an actual cat were spewing that verbal venom? Or, say, a puppy? Wouldn't an elephant perhaps deliver the most effective punt of all?
And since Martinson just resigned from her position at Delta Gamma, we thought we'd put her words into the mouths of a bunch of adorable animals. Sigma Nu likes adorable animals. And really, isn't pleasing Sigma Nu what it's all about?
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Fun Dip Takes Best Retro Snack in March Madness Bracket
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‘Futurama Fry’ Takes Best Internet Meme in March Madness Bracket
The 'Futurama Fry'/'Not Sure If Fry' meme is the internet's favorite method of conveying skepticism. Now he isn’t sure that he's won our Best Internet Meme March Madness Bracket – and he’s not entirely confident that this isn’t all one big joke on him. It’s OK, Fry -- you’ve really won! Crack open a can of Slurm with Leela and Bender and party like it’s 2999!
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‘The Simpsons’ Wins Best ’90s Cartoon in March Madness Bracket
The votes don’t lie – 'The Simpsons' have not only survived nearly a quarter-century on the air, they’ve also survived this competition, officially winning our '90s Cartoons March Madness Championship Bracket!
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Grumpy Cat Wins ‘Best Internet Animal’ March Madness Bracket
In probably the least suspenseful competition of all, Grumpy Cat (aka Tardar Sauce) has dominated our March Madness Internet Animal bracket just like she’s come to dominate the rest of the Internet. She doesn’t understand all the hoopla but is wondering if her new title gives her the authority to cause pain to all involved.
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9 ‘Honest’ Disney Movies
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TheFW March Madness Brackets Final Round — Best Meme
It's March Madness, and we're ranking the stuff that really matters -- animals, cartoons, retro snacks and memes.
This is it – the Final Round!
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TheFW March Madness Brackets Final Round — Best Internet Animal
It's March Madness, and we're ranking the stuff that really matters -- animals, cartoons, retro snacks and memes.
This is it – the Final Round!
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TheFW March Madness Brackets Final Round — Best ’90s Cartoons
It's March Madness, and we're ranking the stuff that really matters -- animals, cartoons, retro snacks and memes.
This is it – the Final Round!
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