We're excited for Grand Theft Auto 5. It's going to be Rockstar's biggest open world game ever, which is saying something, because Rockstar really goes all-in on this front. But, let's be realistic -- you won't be able to do everything in this game. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. After all, you don't want to take time out from gameplay to buy toilet paper. Here are a few Missions That Probably Won't Be in Grand Theft Auto 5.
Two things people just can't seem to get enough of on the internet these days: replacing things with other things via Photoshop, and adorable baby sloths. So how on Earth are we the first people to put the two sensations together at last? We don't know, but we *do* know that once you see these pictures of cell phones replaced by baby sloths, that virtual sloth app on your phone will no longer cut it. (We're looking at you, Kristen Bell.) See how much cuter these photos are when the cell phones are replaced with baby sloths.
University of Maryland junior Rebecca Martinson's swear-riddled, histrionic email to her fellow Delta Gamma "sisters" has taken the internet by storm this week. But what if an actual cat were spewing that verbal venom? Or, say, a puppy? Wouldn't an elephant perhaps deliver the most effective punt of all?
And since Martinson just resigned from her position at Delta Gamma, we thought we'd put her words into the mouths of a bunch of adorable animals. Sigma Nu likes adorable animals. And really, isn't pleasing Sigma Nu what it's all about?
The 'Futurama Fry'/'Not Sure If Fry' meme is the internet's favorite method of conveying skepticism. Now he isn’t sure that he's won our Best Internet Meme March Madness Bracket – and he’s not entirely confident that this isn’t all one big joke on him. It’s OK, Fry -- you’ve really won! Crack open a can of Slurm with Leela and Bender and party like it’s 2999!
The votes don’t lie – 'The Simpsons' have not only survived nearly a quarter-century on the air, they’ve also survived this competition, officially winning our '90s Cartoons March Madness Championship Bracket!
In probably the least suspenseful competition of all, Grumpy Cat (aka Tardar Sauce) has dominated our March Madness Internet Animal bracket just like she’s come to dominate the rest of the Internet. She doesn’t understand all the hoopla but is wondering if her new title gives her the authority to cause pain to all involved.
This Valentine’s Day, millions will cuddle up with their cats and a box of Dove bars and sink into a juicy romance novel. Wouldn’t it be far more interesting if romance novels contained the complexity, suspense and intrigue of our favorite TV shows and movies? Below, our noblest attempts at visual fan fiction. If these pop culture novels were real, they'd go straight to our Kindles so no one could see us reading them in public.
Retirement can be a strange transition. What to do with the sudden influx of free time? Most people use the time to travel, to jump more fully into their hobbies and passions, or perhaps to start new careers they’ve always been curious about but never had the guts or the freedom to try.
Pope Benedict XVI has announced his retirement, and while we’re sure the pension plan is heavenly, we’ve got some suggestions for things he can do to keep himself busy. Hopefully he gets to keep the hat.
It's almost time for everyone's (least) favorite holiday -- Valentine's Day! But before you resign yourself to watching 'Marley & Me' and eating soup straight out of the can, learn these facts! At least that way you can feel like you're not completely worthless because you're still capable of learning. That should help. That, and ice cream.
Not since Jackie Kennedy have we had a First Lady who was such a worldwide fashion icon. So when Michelle Obama turned up at the Inauguration with bangs, we knew we'd seen the birth of a super-hot trend. Here's just a few of the international superstars we've already seen copping Michelle's new look.
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