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Jessica Lowndes — Celeb Crush
Canadian actress, pop singer and songwriter Jessica Lowndes is today's multi-talented Celeb Crush. While you may best know Lowndes from her role as Adrianna Tate-Duncan on the reboot of TV series '90210,' she's also released two EPs in the past two years, including 2013's 'I'm Over Men...
Which NBA All-Star Used To Squeegee Windshields For Money?
Pundits might question Carmelo Anthony's shot selection or defensive skills, but they best not doubt the all-star forward's toughness. In a recent interview with WebMD magazine, the New York Knicks' star talked about growing up in one of the toughest neighborhoods in Baltimore...
Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe Donut Debuts At San Diego Fair, Sends Hearts Into Delicious Panic
To paraphrase the late Robert F. Kennedy, some people would ask 'Why put sloppy joe meat into a deep-fried, glazed donut shell?' but Charlie Boghosian asks 'Why not?' Boghosian, known to many fans of fair food (and presumably their cardiologists) as "Chicken Charlie," debuted a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe Donut Sandwich at the San Diego Fair on Saturday...
Listen To Indians 2013 Draft Pick Clint Frazier Sing A Taylor Swift Song
Major League Baseball began its 2013 first-year player draft on Thursday night, as teams selected the amateur players whom fans will soon be calling overpriced hacks in the years to come. The circle of life, amirite?
Among the notable picks in the first round was the Cleveland Indians selection of Clint Frazier, a outfielder from Loganville (Ga...
Watch A Truck Hauling Fireworks Explode Into Ill-Timed Celebration After Hitting A Moose
A truck carrying fireworks struck a moose on the Trans Canada Highway near Wawa, Ontario on Friday morning. The collision caused the vehicle's fuel tank to rupture and catch fire, and you know what happened next. Watch the video above for the impressive display (though the moose probably didn't enjoy it as much)...
College Baseball Fan Shaves School Letters Into His Chest Hair
College baseball doesn't get the hype that college football and basketball receive. Maybe this is why: an LSU baseball fan showed up with the school's letters shaved vertically into his chest hair at the team's Super Regional game against Oklahoma in Baton Rouge, Lou...
2013 French Open Recap — Rafael Nadal and Serena Williams Win Championships
Rafael Nadal won his eighth French Open on Sunday, and Serena Williams captured her second women's title on Saturday.
This Weekend in Sports: NBA Finals and the French Open
The Heat and Spurs duel in Game 2 of the NBA Finals, and the French Open crowns its men's and women's champions. Here's what to watch this weekend:
2013 NBA Finals Preview & Schedule — Miami Heat vs. San Antonio Spurs
The Miami Heat will face the San Antonio Spurs in the 2013 NBA Finals, with the best-of-seven championship series beginning on Thursday in Miami.
2013 NBA Playoff Recap — Heat Beat Pacers, 99-76, Advance to NBA Finals
LeBron James scored 32 points, and the Miami Heat beat the Indiana Pacers, 99-76, in the seventh and deciding game of the Eastern Conference finals in Miami on Monday night.
Will a $75K Set Of Golf Clubs Make Your Swing Better? Answer – No, We’ve Seen Your Swing
Between country club memberships, cart rental and that flask of booze you'll hit up after every bogey, golf can be an expensive sport. How about $75,000 for a set of clubs? Yes, really.
Raiders Punter Chris Kluwe Turns Down A White House Invite For Mini-Camp With Hilarious Letter
The White House won't get any hang time with the NFL's most outspoken punter. Former Vikings and current Raiders punter Chris Kluwe, an outspoken advocate of equal rights, was invited to a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBT) Pride Reception at the White House on June 13...
Anne Vyalitsyna — Celeb Crush
A veteran of nine straight Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues, model Anne Vyalitsyna is among the world's most beautiful women. Often known as Anne V (because spelling is a lost art), the gorgeous 27-year-old Russian model has also appeared on the runway for Victoria's Secret, as well as on the covers of 'Vogue,' 'ELLE' and 'Glamour...
Watch Skateboarders Turn Yankee Stadium Into A Giant Skate Park
True skateboard freaks will skate over anything, even the baseball cathedral that is Yankee Stadium. But if they can look this good doing it, what's the harm, grandpa? Watch the video above to see some major league shredding.
Skaters Brandon Westgate, Dave Willis and Chaz Ortiz of skateboard and apparel-maker Zoo York took over Yankee Stadium recently and filmed themselves skating on benches, rail
Fresno Grizzlies Wore Stormtrooper Jerseys In A Star Wars’ Night Loss
The Fresno Grizzlies turned to the "dark side" on Saturday night. The San Francisco Giants Triple-A affiliate wore jerseysdesigned to resemble the helmets of Imperial stormtroopers from the Star Wars saga films during their game with the Las Vegas 51s, the New York Mets Triple-A team...
Watch a Chase Through ’80s Movies in This Awesome Indie Music Video
If you know anyone who has ever been in a band, you know how awful an independently done music video can be. Hell, if you've seen R. Kelly's 'Trapped In The Closet,' you know how epically terrible professional music videos can be.
Turns out, all bands need to do is hire cinematographer Jim Meegan...
Pearl Jam Posts Well Wishes To Mookie Blaylock After His Car Accident
Rock band Pearl Jam posted good thoughts to former NBA all-star Mookie Blaylock online on Saturday after he was involved in a two-vehicle crash near Atlanta on Friday. An early '90's incarnation of Pearl Jam was named Mookie Blaylock as a result of the band's members being devoted NBA fans...
2013 NHL Playoffs — Conference Finals Preview & Schedule
Pittsburgh, Boston, Los Angeles and Chicago have each passed two hurdles thus far in the 2013 NHL playoffs. Here's a preview of what to expect as these four teams attempt to advance to the Stanley Cup Finals:
This Weekend in Sports: NBA and NHL Playoffs
Both the NBA and NHL postseasons are nearing their championship rounds. Here's what to watch this weekend:
Would You Eat a Sushi Burrito at a MLB Ballpark?
The San Francisco Giants are selling sushi burritos — a concoction of tuna, rice and avocado swaddled inside a seaweed wrap — at AT&T Park this year. The team calls the item the 'SF Giants Roll,' but it's really a burrito made of/with sushi. Yo...