Yes, there are the "What is she even famous for?" cracks and the "Isn't she an Oompa-Loompa?" lines but there's no denying that the pickle-loving mini-diva from MTV's Jersey Shore has come a long way, baby. She was dropped in a ball on New Year's Eve in Seaside Heights, NJ (of course) but today she is famous for her book. Yes, her book. B-O-O-K. Specifically, A Shore Thing (Gallery Books, $24).
And now, direct from the New York Post, we bring you a few of our favorite lines from Snooki's book: