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There’s something special about Florida. Not the Keys or the Everglades. Really it’s the propensity for weird news that gets us. Strange things are always happening down there. If you’re familiar with the bizarre state, @_FloridaMan on Twitter will delight you.

Basically it’s just headlines that begin with “Florida Man…” and end with something crazy, with links to prove they’re ALL TRUE. If you were heretofore unfamiliar with the sheer lunacy that is Florida local news, prepare to acquaint yourself.

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Florida Man (@_FloridaMan): Florida Man Jailed After Waiving Handcuffs And Sex Toy At Convenience Store Customers | sunsent.nl/YO0APo

 
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Florida Man (@_FloridaMan): Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | http://bit.ly/oiVpS7

 
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Florida Man (@_FloridaMan): Florida Man Attempts Getaway From Bungled Hardware Store Robbery In Golf Cart Stolen From Nearby Nudist Camp | http://bit.ly/K2968B

 
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Florida Man (@_FloridaMan): Florida Man Pulled Over While Driving With Traffic Sign In His Head | http://fxn.ws/11xGxdG

 
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Florida Man (@_FloridaMan): Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | http://bit.ly/OZOguG

 
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Florida Man (@_FloridaMan): Florida Man's Internet Date Ends In Home Invasion | http://bit.ly/XisNyD

 
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Florida Man (@_FloridaMan): Naked Florida Man Jumps Off Roof Onto Man, Nocks Television Over, Empties Vacuum Cleaner, Masturbates | http://gaw.kr/VSXB8F

 
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Florida Man (@_FloridaMan): Florida Man Repeatedly Called 911 Saying He Needed A Ride To Mexico | http://bit.ly/YjC1xi

 
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Florida Man (@_FloridaMan): Florida Man Builds Mini Car For His Pet Parrot | http://abcn.ws/XzL3Sf

 
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Florida Man (@_FloridaMan): Florida Man Disguises Himself As 'The Sun', Steals Logo Towel | http://bit.ly/YDiBjq

 

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