In the latest challenge to traditional mores, a man claims to have married a laptop.  He wants Christian bakers to provide him with a cake and has filed suit in Utah for recognition.

If traditional Americans tomorrow abandoned marriage for a union called merdledop then within days you would have a crowd demanding it also be allowed to merdledop

My guess is the fellow is making a point about the Supreme Court of the United States allowing same-sex marriages.

I’ve got a friend who so loves his car, he’d probably wed it but then he’d get badly burned if it wasn’t yet cooled down.

For many of us, the changing definitions of words seems not just silly, but anonymous.  If traditional Americans tomorrow abandoned marriage for a union called merdledop, then within days you would have a crowd demanding it also be allowed to merdledop with everything from machines to horses, cows and pigs.  There would be judges who’d be on board.  No wonder the Muslims, Hindus and Confucians believe we’ve not only slipped our gaskets, but desire to marry the cogs, too!