1. Pregnant?  You push while I grab some scissors.
  2. Like the Iroquois said, we have made women of you!  Unless you’re not sure.
  3. Putting America back to work, but first some brie & Malbec.
  4. I’m from the government & here to help.  Once I find you on the map.
  5. Russia.  Russia, Russia, Russia!
  6. Heroin, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
  7. Barack of Rages, theft for me, let me find more stuff for free.
  8. Bill Clinton, still groping for answers.
  9. Old hippies never die. They want your votes.
  10. Coin detected in pocket!