Jo Pincushion

The Internet is great. One minute you can research a topic you normally wouldn’t be able to learn. The next minute you can watch infinite amounts of cat videos. When it comes to the internet, the possibilities are endless.

It’s time to hit the books again. Summer is officially over, and the time for learning is at hand.

Don’t be bummed that summer is over. Fall is pretty awesome.

It’s time to go back to school. It’s time to hit the books. Nothing is going to stop you from being head of the class.

“The world is going to hell in a hand basket!” That’s what you’re constantly hearing from your senile grandmother. It doesn’t matter how many times she insists on wearing that raincoat in the house…you can’t help but think she might be right. What is the world coming to?

Department stores are great for everyday needs. It’s a one-stop shop for your bedding, electronics, and sometimes even your grocery needs. Target is one of the biggest department stores in the United States. This magical place not only has everything you could possibly need, but they have unbelievable prices.

The sun is starting to set on the summer. We know how distraught you are at the thought of going back to school, getting out your sweaters and catching the occasional flu.

Summertime is a time for rest and relaxation. There are so many ways to spend your summer and the past two months have been great.

This might be your last chance have some of that summer fun. Colleges are starting to begin the fall semester. Mothers are frantically picking up school supplies for their little ones. The bikinis are going away, and the cardigans are here to stay.

When you were a kid all you wanted was to grow up and do all of the things your mother would never allow. Adulthood seemed like a magical get out of jail free card that you just couldn’t wait to acquire.

One of the best parts of summer is heading to an amusement park. You’ve been to a few amusement parks in your day and been on the same rides over and over again. It can get old after awhile and you wish someone would come up with ideas to spice up these boring rides.

The Olympics have ended and you already have some serious withdrawal. You’ve watched every event and had a great time cheering on your country. It’s totally unfair that you have to wait another four years for the summer Olympics.

Reality television isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. As much as we hate to admit it we’re addicted to this genre of television. We love the fights. We can’t wait to see the stupidity,and we cheer every time a cast member gets embarrassingly drunk.

As the summer winds down you’re counting down the days to freedom. Admit it — you can’t wait for your kids to go back to school.

It already costs an arm and a leg to go to the movies. After you’ve scrounged up your spare change to see that new superhero flick all you want to do is relax and enjoy the film, right? Wrong!

With the help of a cool mohawk-wielding mission controller, NASA was able to successfully navigate the Curiosity rover onto Mars. NASA’s been to Mars before, but this trip is making history.

August is here, and that means you only have a month left of summer. Where did the time go?

The Olympics are a great way to celebrate friendly competition. You’ve watched every event and DVR’d the ones you’ve missed. Your Olympic fever isn’t going away any time soon, right?

Technology is a great thing. It has given us endless amounts of information right at our fingertips. The more technology that comes along the easier our lives become. Technology has become our security blanket, and we’re not going to let go any time soon.

The Olympics are finally here and you’re watching in anticipation. You love the coverage of every Olympic event, and you find yourself running home after work to watch Michael Phelps splish splash his way to victory.  The floor routines in female gymnastics leave you giddy, while the volleyball coverage makes you squirm with delight.