Um, I'm certainly no genius or anything, but I mean, I thought I was a relatively accomplished person... until this came out.  It's a FUNCTIONAL Nintendo (the old NES) controller that's also a coffee table.  For a mere $3500 it can be yours!

Also, if you have more than $3000 to spare, please consider donating to the Boomer's Empty Wallet Fund.

Bohemian Workbench,