Are Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Getting Married In Idaho?

Don't pull the "who cares?" card, because you're here. You care. I care. We all care. Let's get over ourselves.

We're all so excited for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's engagement announcement yesterday. In case you missed it, you can get caught up on everything right here.

Anyways.

What do you think the chances are Taylor and Travis choose Idaho as their wedding location? Before you laugh that idea off, keep a few things in mind:

• Plenty of celebrities have gotten married in Idaho, vacation here, and even have properties here
• Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce aren't a couple that tend to do things by the books
• It's super gorgeous here
• They could have a potato-themed buffet at the wedding reception

While America's first couple definitely have their options to choose from when it comes to a wedding location, we've got our fingers crossed that they'll at least consider Idaho. We could get Rocci Johnson to officiate; we'll bring the giant potato from New Years' Eve as a photo backdrop. Like, there are a lot of good ideas here, don't you agree?

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Surprisingly, there are a bunch of folks out there on the internet who are somehow unfazed by Taylor and Travis' announcement. How? We have absolutely no idea. How anyone could be upset that two people who are in love are planning to get married is not something we fully understand.

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Wait a second, Chris. Where are the Taylor Swift song title bread puns?

Oh don't you worry. You know I never disappoint: