10 Reasons Idaho Democrats Delayed Caucus

Idaho Republicans have a primary on March 8th but the Democrats are instead planning a caucus much later in the month. Here are 10 explanations:

The state’s only remaining telephone booth wasn’t available in early March.

The extra weeks will allow more planning for digging the tunnel beneath Leavenworth and Hillary’s escape.

Bill Clinton is spending early March at the Mustang Ranch (and most of February).

Chelsea is having her teeth cleaned and sandblasting apparatus is unavailable in Idaho.

Democrat National Committee thought Idaho was in Canada.

Favorite candidate plans to finally stay home and bake cookies.

Hillary still angry that during last visit local Democrats confused her with a wandering moose.

Two-headed coin won’t be minted until late March for coin flip.

Bill Clinton thought Idaho was a venereal disease and promised to never bring another one home.

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