With Greek insolvency threatening to upend the global order I decided to put a happy face on the tragedy. My own lyrics but a favorite childhood jingle:

What breaks down banks, alone or in droves
And makes a Democrat sound
A buck, a buck, a valuable thing
Everyone knows we’re bankrupt
We're bankrupt, we're bankrupt
It’s sad, it’s a decrepit ploy
We're bankrupt, we're bankrupt, it’s sad
It’s a decrepit ploy
It’s sad for a girl or boy

The poor peasants yet to starve or die
The kids will all beg to eat
The kick in the head when your ready to cry
Everyone knows we're bankrupt

We're bankrupt, we're bankrupt
The sad and worst of the mess
we're bankrupt, we're bankrupt
The depression for libs and all