An old Saturday Night Live sketch stars Gary Busey as a guy known as a Slop Jockey.  For a fee he’ll dive into a cesspool.

This is very common at public toilets

Trouble is he’ll then charge you even more to leave.  Otherwise you’re stuck with him and the pungent aroma.  Recently a law enforcer told me a story about a man who had to be rescued from a public toilet at the rest stop between Filer and Buhl.  It seems there is a subculture, mostly men, who shimmy down the holes in potties and splash around.  It’s how they get “aroused” I was told.  This is very common at public toilets and especially on government lands.  Just another sign of the pending end times.   These fellows make Larry Craig look normal.

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