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10 Ways You Can Enhance the Eclipse Experience
10 Ways You Can Enhance the Eclipse Experience
10 Ways You Can Enhance the Eclipse Experience
Agree to go live with a TV reporter.  Then slap your hands to your face and scream, “I’m blind!” Tell the kids if they keep fighting you won’t turn the lights back on. Tell everyone it’s the fault of George W. Bush. Make a sacrifice to Baal in an attempt to restore the sun (required for Democrats but optional for Republicans) ... Read More ...
Opinion:  Democrats New Slogans
Opinion: Democrats New Slogans
Opinion: Democrats New Slogans
Pregnant?  You push while I grab some scissors. Like the Iroquois said, we have made women of you!  Unless you’re not sure. Putting America back to work, but first some brie & Malbec. I’m from the government & here to help.  Once ... Read More ...
Opinion:  10 Ways to Get the Attention of a Democrat
Opinion: 10 Ways to Get the Attention of a Democrat
Opinion: 10 Ways to Get the Attention of a Democrat
Toss a bucket of water and see if she melts. Suggest only citizens should vote. Offer him a Bible and a Make America Great Again hat. Tell him he’ll need to work for food stamps. Obama is ascending in 10 minutes. Stand by for his blessing ... Read More ...

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