Opinion: 10 Ways to Get the Attention of a Democrat
- Toss a bucket of water and see if she melts.
- Suggest only citizens should vote.
- Offer him a Bible and a Make America Great Again hat.
- Tell him he’ll need to work for food stamps.
- Obama is ascending in 10 minutes. Stand by for his blessing.
- Take away their Obama phones.
- Say a prayer aloud.
- Tell him breakfast, lunch and dinner are on me.
- Raise an American flag.
- Slam down the toilet seat when he’s getting a drink of water.