Courtney is a Pie Cutter Hater
Seriously, who cuts pie like this?! My OCD is getting out of control with this. We were fortunate enough here at the station to get free, delicious pies delivered from Perkins, but it looks like someone tried really hard to ruin it.
Ok, the pie isn't ruined. In fact, the pies were incredibly delicious. However, whoever butchered this thing needs some serious help. There are so many things wrong with it. First of all, the shape is all off. Pie needs to be cut in triangular slices. This is clearly a square.
Secondly, the middle of the pie was scooped out. Sure, that is by far the best part but they have now made the crust to pie ratio completely off. Plus, it's Perkins pie, the crust is delicious as well.
Thirdly, it isn't even a good square. It almost looks like it was dug out of the middle rather than the edges. I swear this is blasphemy and heart breaking! Maybe I am over reacting but I don't think so. This person should never be allowed to touch a pie again unless it is given to them in the perfect triangular shape, full crust, edge of pie glory by a person who knows how to properly cut a pie.
I know it really shouldn't matter. The pie tastes exactly the same and if someone doesn't want the extra crust that was left behind, they could just cut it off, but it is the principle of the matter. That, and it makes my eye twitch when I see it.