16 Pickup Lines That Only Make Sense In Twin Falls

Pickup lines are the practice lines for becoming good a dad. Seriously, think about it - pickup lines are cheesy, don't always work, but seem like a good idea when shared. Also, pickup lines are a great way then for a lady to judge how good of a father the man will be. I was reading a funny article a few days ago that suggested we should use breakup lines when ending a relationship. Some of their suggestions are pretty great too:

• It's time we cancel our gym membership, because we're not working out anymore.
• Are we tectonic plates? Because we're drifting apart.
• Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
• I don't know what I'd do without you, but starting right now I'm going to give it a try.
• Are you in a tunnel? Because we're breaking up.

Obviously that wouldn't be good for every relationship finale, but it could work sometimes. Reading that article I got to thinking about lines that could be used only around Twin Falls. With a little help from some co-workers we came up with your new list of perfect, local, Twin Falls pickup lines. Use them wisely and good luck in your future relationship.

• I think I'm Twin Falling for you.
• Your beauty is more overwhelming than the air by the sugar beet factory.
• You're more breathtaking than the falls in spring.
• Want to pretend we are at a Twin Falls train crossing and just hang out for 15 minutes?
• You remind me of train crossing in Twin Falls because I've been sitting here watching you go back and forth for a while.
• Wanna go jump off a bridge with me?
• You make Blue Lakes less blue.
• My Spanish isn't great but 'C-S-I who loves you'
• Let's take this to the next level - here are Dierkes to my house.
• Twin Falls doesn't have the only historic downtown.
• I'll be Balanced Rock and you try to climb on top.
• So, finger steaks and chill?
• So, South Hills and chill?
• You're hotter than the water at Hagerman.
• I'm falling harder for you than the Shoshone Falls.
• I'd do anything for you because I-da-ho for you.