Pregnant? You push while I grab some scissors.
Like the Iroquois said, we have made women of you! Unless you’re not sure.
Putting America back to work, but first some brie & Malbec.
I’m from the government & here to help. Once
Toss a bucket of water and see if she melts.
Suggest only citizens should vote.
Offer him a Bible and a Make America Great Again hat.
Tell him he’ll need to work for food stamps.
Obama is ascending in 10 minutes. Stand by for his blessing