Hillary the Criminal
For Hillary, for spacious clothes, for amber waves of dye, for purple pants Her Majesty, above the U.S. law!
O Hillary! O Hillary! You shed your grace on God, and crown your head with sisterhood from shrew to whining shrew!
O beautiful for comfort shoes, whose soft souls give me strength. A thoroughfare for Bill to cheat across the wilderness! O Hillary! O Hillary! She mends all our flaws, confirm no soul but self-control, thy criminal in law!
O Hillary for same-sex crowd in liberal spite.
Who more than country loved herself, and Huma more than Bill! O Hillary, O Hillary! May God campaign for you, till all success be monarchy and Rodham Queen Divine!
O Hillary for nightmare dream, you’ve worn beyond the years, thine wrinkled alabaster skin, much dimmed by human fears!
O Hillary, O Hillary! You shed your grace on God, and crown thy Queen with sisterhood, from shrew to whining shrew!