Dressing as Steve Bannon for Halloween (Opinion)

What more frightening costume could I find?

News media and the American left maintain Steve Bannon is a monster.  I’m not sure on the leftist scale of evil if he’s more evil than President Trump, but he certainly makes the likes of Chuck Todd develop bladder control issues.

The growth on my face is a little heavier than what we normally see on the head of the former White House advisor.  Bannon is a master of the three days without a razor look.  I need to find the same setting on my trimmer.

I can pull this off because I’ve got a closet full of wrinkled sport coats, messy hair and because liberals have the same reaction when they hear my voice.

It’s the equivalent of pouring salt on garden slugs.  Lefty shrivels up. Unlike the slug, there is a cry of acute pain.  October 31^st is going to be noisy!