If My True Love Gave To An Idahoan For 12 Days Of Christmas Instead

The 12 Days of Christmas is one of my favorite songs. I still can't get through the entire thing getting all of the gifts right but I still like to try. But the real question is, what would the song be like if it was created for an Idahoan instead.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a shotgun rack for my truck

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two pounds of Falls Brand Bacon

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three Idaho Lottery tickets

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four different Glanbia cheeses

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five wagyu steaks

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six cold Koto brews

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven chocolate Idaho spuds

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eightHuckleberry jams

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 9 millimeter ammo

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten elk burgers

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven fire starters

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve finger steaks.