10 Things Liberals Did With the Weekend’s Extra Hour (Opinion)

10 things Democrats did with the weekend’s extra hour:

1. Crapped on cop cars.
2. Broke windows.
3. Beat up Senator Paul.
4. Shot up a church.
5. Promised to take away your guns.
6. Played with clay and puppies.
7. Wore a vagina costume.
8. Tore down a war memorial.
9. Groped a co-star.
10. Demanded you bake a cake.